Tuesday, March 31, 2026

Asian Cucumber Salad

Photo from The
Food Charlatan
Cucumbers are one of my favorite things to throw out. Honestly, I can never use up all the cucumbers and they end up going bad. So this week, I decided to try to use them all up. 

I love cucumber salads. And this one exceptionally good. The dill really added some freshness to this salad. Though, next time I'd use fresh dill. 



Asian Cucumber Salad
The Food Charlatan
Serves 4
  • 1 large Cucumber, seedless English variety, very thinly sliced
  • ¼ sweet onion, very thinly sliced
  • 1/3 cup rice vinegar
  • 1 tablespoon sesame seeds, toasted
  • 1 tablespoon dill , minced & fresh dill or ½ teaspoon dried dill weed
  • ¾ teaspoon salt
  • ¾ teaspoon sugar
  • ¼ teaspoon red pepper flakes, crushed

Slice the cucumbers as thinly as you can without slicing your hand. Or go buy a mandolin.

Throw your tablespoon of sesame seeds into a small dry frying pan. Set over medium heat and stir occasionally until the seeds just begin to brown. You don’t want to overdo it.

Gently toss together all of the ingredients until everything is evenly coated. Put in a container with a tight fitting lid and refrigerate for at least an hour before serving. Marinated salads like this always improve with time, so feel free to make this ahead of time. Refrigerate for up to 5 days. Gently toss again before serving.

Dynamite Shrimp

Photo from Creme
de la Crumb
I'm trying to eat more fish. I hear it's good for you. My problem is there's very few fish types I like. Shrimp is one I'll eat. I don't make enough shrimp. It's quick and easy and usually delicious.

This was an odd recipe. And I can't say it was all that great. 

My first issue was the panko. You marinate the shrimp in soy sauce and rice wine vinegar and then dunk them in panko. The thing is the panko won't stick too well. I had more panko in the baking dish than on the shrimp. It needed a binder. 

The sauce was SPICY. Which I expected. It was just a little too spicy for me tonight. Which I didn't expect. It was good though. I'd use that sauce again for something. Like maybe dipping dumplings into. 

Bottom line: I won't make this again. 

Dynamite Shrimp
Recipe from Crème De La Crumb
Serves 4

For the Shrimp:
  • 1 pound large shrimp - peeled and de-veined, see note about tails
  • 4 tablespoons soy sauce
  • 1 tablespoon rice vinegar
  • ⅔ cup panko breadcrumbs

For the Dynamite Sauce
  • ½ cup Asian chili sauce
  • ⅓ cup mayo
  • 1 tablespoon soy sauce
  • 1 tablespoon sriracha


First, preheat the oven to 400 degrees, then line a baking sheet with parchment paper. 

Next, stir together 4 tablespoons of soy sauce and 1 tablespoon of rice vinegar. The, add the shrimp and give it a toss. Cover the shrimp marinade and chill for 10 minutes.

Now, toss the shrimp, one by one, in the panko breadcrumbs and coat them as thoroughly as possible. Then, arrange them in a single layer on prepared baking sheet. 

Put the crusted Asian shrimp in the oven and bake for 15 minutes till golden brown. 

Stir together chili sauce, mayo, soy sauce, and sriracha. Microwave for 45 seconds to heat it up, then add the shrimp and toss to coat.

Serve over steamed white rice.

Sunday, March 29, 2026

Blackstone Smash Burger

Photo from The Wooden
Skillet
My mom was a cheeseburger aficionado. The more it dripped down your arm, the better was her motto. She was a LOVER of In N Out burgers. Having grown up on them, they were her favorite. But that never stopped her from trying different burgers. Never stopped her from looking for the best burger ever. 

Unfortunately (or fortunately) she passed on her love of burgers to me. Our main difference though I I'm a burner minimalist. I don't like a lot of stuff on my burgers. Buns, meat and sauce is usually all I get. Or, occasionally, bacon can be added to that list. No veggies for me on my burger. 

Smash burgers have become all the rage in the last several years. Most smash burgers I've seen are mostly burger, cheese and bun. My kind of burger. 

I stumbled onto this recipe while reading a recipe from another writer. Blackstone is a brand of griddle/grill. Griddles have also become all the rage. I'll stick to a grill thankyouverymuch. Still, I figured I could do some smash burgers in a skillet and get the same result. AND the best part is I had gotten some "smash" burger patties free from Omaha Steaks a while back and needed to use them up. 

I did question whether this was considered a "recipe". I mean I can make burgers in my sleep. The burger sauce though, that's new. And so, my blog. My rules. I'm counting it. 

I cheated and didn't cook my bacon. I had microwave bacon that I used. Would it have made a difference if I cooked my patties in bacon grease? Maybe, but for me, I'm ok with  not doing that.

The sauce was too sweet for me. I added more dill pickles and dill juice to it and it was perfect. Helped with the drip factor that's for sure. 

I grilled my smash burgers and two things I now know. 1) they need to be on a griddle and 2) they need to be smashed more. 

Overall, good recipe. 

Blackstone Smash Burger
Recipe from The Wooden Skillet
Serves 4

House Smash Burger Sauce:
  • ½ cup mayo
  • ¼ cup ketchup
  • 1 tablespoon dill pickles, finely chopped
  • ½ teaspoon garlic powder
  • ½ teaspoon pickle juice
  • ½ teaspoon soy sauce, sub coconut aminos
  • ½ teaspoon rice vinegar
  • ¼ teaspoon paprika
  • ¼ teaspoon kosher salt
  • ⅛ teaspoon ground black pepper

Smash Burgers + Toppings:
  • 1 pound ground beef, 80/20
  • ¾ teaspoon kosher salt
  • ¼ teaspoon ground black pepper
  • 4 slices thick-cut bacon, cut in half
  • 4 hamburger buns
  • 2-3 tablespoons butter
  • 4 slices American cheese
  • burger pickles
  • optional white onion, very thinly sliced

Make Burger Sauce: 
Add the classic Burger Sauce ingredients to a small bowl, stir to combine. Set aside.

Prep Burger Balls: 
Add 1 pound ground beef, ¾ teaspoon kosher salt, and ¼ teaspoon ground black pepper to bowl. Mix to combine. Use a scale to create 1/4 pound balls with your hands and set aside.

Prep Other Ingredients: 
Make sure the bacon is halved an ready to go. Butter both sides of the buns. Have cheese ready to go, some salt + pepper for seasoning, as well as an extra plate to put your cooked burgers on. Having everything prepped and ready to go is essential, because the cook time goes real quick.

Cook Bacon: 
Bring Blackstone or flat top to medium-high heat. Add bacon and let cook to your liking, 3-4 minutes (more if you like them extra crispy). Warm up your burger press a bit so the bottom isn't cold (especially if you store it outside). Move bacon off to the side, but make sure the bacon grease is nice and distributed.

Cook Burgers + Toast Buns: 
Place burger balls on flat top. Slowly press down on each ball to flatten until the patties are approx. 1/4 inch thick. This will take 15-20 seconds per burger. Let sit and cook for the next 40 seconds (feel free to season patties at this point if you want). Flip and immediately add a slice of cheese to each – this is also when you will put the burger buns down (buttered side down). Close lid and let burgers cook approx. 2 minutes. Open lid and remove burgers and buns to clean plate.

Build + Serve Burger: Take a toasted bun and place the cooked burger on top (or stack two). Top with two slices bacon, burger pickles, and burger sauce – also add onion if you want. Enjoy!

Sunday, March 22, 2026

Beef Stroganoff Recipe (Crock Pot)

Beef stroganoff is one of those comfort food recipes that I crave. I have my own "kick ass" recipe that's my go to when I want to make stroganoff without thinking. Then every once in awhile a new recipe comes along where I'm hooked and must try it. 

I've not been cooking much this year and this recipe was a great one to get me back into the rhythm. 

This one earns a solid five stars from me—and not in a casual “everything tastes good when you’re hungry” kind of way. The depth of flavor here is legit. The ingredients come together into something rich, hearty, and unapologetically beefy—the kind of meal that feels like it should be eaten while wearing stretchy pants and making zero apologies.

And let’s talk about the pasta choice for a second. Pappardelle? Absolute genius. I almost never use it (honestly, I can’t remember the last time I did), but those wide, ribbon-like noodles were made for this kind of dish. They hold onto all that creamy, savory goodness like they were born for it. Safe to say, I’m officially a pappardelle convert now.

Of course, no kitchen adventure is complete without a little improvisation. My “whoops” moment came when I completely missed the timing for transferring everything to the crock pot. Rather than panic (or, you know, read more carefully), I pivoted: into a 300°F oven it went, lid on, for about two hours. And you know what? It worked beautifully. Honestly, I might just do it that way on purpose next time.

I did make one intentional change, though. The recipe suggested dolloping sour cream on top when serving. That sounds lovely and all, but I’m not trying to win plating awards here. Instead, I stirred about half a cup of sour cream right into the dish and called it a day. For me, sour cream isn’t a garnish—it’s the heart and soul of stroganoff. And “dolloping” feels a little too fancy for something I plan to eat in pajamas.

Final verdict: cozy, flavorful, and just the right amount of rustic. Definitely going into the 2026 Favorite list.

Beef Stroganoff Recipe (Crock Pot)
Recipe from The Food Charlatan
Serves 6

  • 2 to 2 1/2 pounds chuck roast, chopped into 2 inch chunks
  • 1-2 tablespoons vegetable oil, I used light olive oil
  • generous salt and pepper
  • 4 tablespoons butter, (half stick)
  • 1 onion, chopped
  • 8 to 12 ounces mushrooms, quartered
  • 1 teaspoon kosher salt
  • 1/2 teaspoon cracked black pepper, or more to taste
  • 2 teaspoons paprika
  • 1 tablespoon dried parsley
  • 1 tablespoon garlic, smashed and minced
  • 1 tablespoon tomato paste
  • 1/2 cup red wine
  • 1/2 cup water
  • 2 teaspoons Better Than Bouillon Beef Base
  • 1 to 2 cups sour cream, to add after cooking
  • 12-16 ounces pappardelle pasta, plus water and salt
  • fresh parsley, to garnish
  • fresh chives, to garnish

Use a sharp serrated knife to cut the chuck roast into 2 inch chunks. Separate all the pieces out onto a work surface (I had mine on a cutting board) and dry them all over with paper towels.

Salt and pepper the pieces. Be generous. I used at least 1 and 1/2 teaspoons kosher salt.

Heat a 12 inch skillet over medium high heat. When it is hot, add 1 tablespoon oil and swirl to coat.

Carefully place about 1/3 of the pieces of beef into the pan, one by one. Leave at least an inch or two of space in between. If you put them too close together (or just dump the meat in all at once), your meat will start to steam itself, and no browning will occur. (You may as well just skip the entire browning process altogether and dump the raw meat straight into the crock pot.)

Let the meat sear for about 1-2 minutes, then use tongs to flip each piece. When you see nice brown edges on both sides, transfer the meat to your slow cooker.

Continue searing the rest of the beef in one or two more batches, depending on space. Add more oil as necessary, and reduce the heat to medium if your pan starts to smoke. Remove all the meat to the slow cooker, but don’t clean out that pan. We need all those gorgeous brown bits.

Turn the heat off if you need to take a moment to chop your onion and slice your mushrooms if you haven’t already.

Melt 4 tablespoons butter over medium high heat in the pan you seared the meat in. When it’s melted, add the chopped onion and quartered mushrooms. Add 1 teaspoon kosher salt, 1/2 teaspoon black pepper, 2 teaspoons paprika, and 1 tablespoon dried parsley. Saute for 5-8 minutes, until onions and mushrooms are soft.

Add 1 tablespoon smashed and minced garlic. Saute for 1 minute until fragrant. Add 1 or 2 tablespoons tomato paste. I love to use these refrigerated tubes of tomato paste, so I don’t have to throw away the rest of a 6-oz can.

Add 1/2 cup red wine (I used cooking wine) and 1/2 cup water. Add 2 teaspoons Better Than Bouillon Beef Base.* Let the mixture come to a boil over high heat, then reduce heat to a simmer and let cook for another 5-7 minutes until it has reduced a bit.

Transfer the mixture to the slow cooker, adding in every last drop. Stir it together with the beef.

Cover and cook on low for 8 hours, or on high for 4 hours.

Fill a large pot with water and about a tablespoon of salt (it should taste like seawater.) Bring the water to a boil and add the pappardelle pasta. Stir constantly to make sure the noodles don’t stick. Cook according to package instructions, usually about 3 minutes. Boil until al dente, don’t over cook.

Drain and add olive oil, stirring to coat.

Add some pasta to a serving plate.** Top with beef stroganoff. The chunks of beef may be big, but it’s so fork tender your guests can take care of it themselves at the table.

Add a big dollop of sour cream to each plate. Top with fresh parsley and fresh chives.